Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Chobits anime

In the future, personal computers have developped into "Persocoms", mobile computers that look like human beings. Hideki Motosuwa, a prep school student, desperately wants to buy a Persocon but cannot afford to. One day he finds a Persocon that has been thrown away and decides to keep it. When he turns on the Persocon, all she can say is "Chii" so he decides to name her that. After a while it starts to become apparent that Chii is more than an average Persocon. Having much better performance, it seems that Chii might be a "Chobit", a type of advanced Persocon rumoured to have independent thought.

 Let's get this through guys. This isn't ecchi serie. It's only about pure love without filthy things.
Buh...why you...well okay I will explain this...Urnmm eh the Chi robot was abandoned and found. And yeah she was almost naked BUT this isn't anything filthy she just was abandoned and so didn't need any clothes.
Okay okay Hideki is thinking surely rape or not rape her but but he is good man and so this isn't any filthy. He was just pringing her to his home because she didn't have any place to go and Hideki wanted a persocom. No! it's not a slave! :'D It's just computer....who is shaped like a human.
Wright:"Then tell me how this can't be filthy when this robot girl called Chi turns on (and I don't mean anything what you filthy dog are trying to hide from me) when her switch on button is down there?"

Uhmmm... Uhh...Umnn it's not filthy because she isn't modeled for to have sex so the button can be down there...umnn...

Wright: "Aha! So you admit that the other persocoms ARE designed for having sex?"

Y-yes they can do it but but this serie is about this one special computer girl so it's not filthy! This story is about love beatween one robot girl and this boy called Hideki. Nothing more!

Wright: "OBJECTION! Then tell me what these all women are for to this Hideki-filthy-pervert's life? I mean look this picture!"

Wright: "They are all in Hideki's ecchi fantasies and he likes them all! He isn't pure at all!"

But But! Hideki  doesn't like them all! It's a lie!

Wright: "Prove it to me!"

*desperated fan girl looks at the picture and chooses the place*
This is it! He doesn't like that little tiny girl at all and she is persocom too!

Wright: "Yeah, yeah, what ever. Oh course he doesn't like she. His ******* wouldn't even fit to that computer. It's size of a hand!"

*kough*It haven't stopped it earlier if the girl is the size of a hand or actually your hand*kough*

Wright: "What did you say?"

Uhm! Nothing! Nothing!

Wright:"If you doesn't have any other excuses then this case will be closed! I ask you, is this serie filled with filthy things or not?"

Umnnn   (>_<)  Umnn....AHA!
Here is my prove! Hideki is so slow so he would even know how to do nasty things to all the girls even if he should be doing it!

Hideki: "Derp."

Wright: "What an excuse...okay...this time I will be aproving it...Wait a minute! This isn't over yet! How do you explain this twin sister erotic things?"
We-well it's not erotic... you see this other robot girl is her "sister" but lives inside Chi and basically is Chi itself. S-so they aren't doing anything nasty... And why the hell this is even considered!? They doesn't even kiss! It's not filthy at all! the other one Freya helps Chi to hind her loved one what means Hideki!
And top to that Chi is completely der about sexuality she doesn't understand it all!
Chi: "Chi derp!"

yes you are yes you are<3 *gives treats to chi*

Wright: "but wait! Why then those terminator robots are after her and tries to kill her? She has done something filthy then!"

No! No! she haven't done anything she even insisted to not do anything in the peepsho- (O_O) Uhm! I mean she is pure! And she was chased because those robots thought she is dangerous!

Wright:"!!!!!! Whaaaat? That's even worse!"

Uhm! I mean those charas just bounced to the last episodes and has just nothing idea in the story...I mean we don't need to think about those guys at all! This story is from CLAMP! It's bunch of women! they wouldn't ever write story just full of ecchi things! *hides Alice in the wonderland story from the Wright*
The charas are well done and the plot developes well and gets nice twists even though Chi is dumb as Hideki is and and! This story isn't all ecchi! It takes very deep views and idealism to about computers and humans!

Wright: "Okay I see. I understand it now. I was wrong you are good fan girl and you were right. Chi and Hideki are free to go now!"

Chi and hideki: "Derp hurray!"

*Wright puts secretary papers away and is preparing to leave*

Wright: "What?! Why?!"

Pikachu: "She has been fooling all people! She needs to be captured! The fancy perv fan girl has been using pictures what she shouldn't use! I have been chasing her! TO JALE THE PHUCKING FAN GIRL! "

Wright: "Oh! Right! You are under arre-!"
*Wright and Pikachu turns to look where the fan girl was but now there is anything*

Wright: "eheh...uups...Sorry Mafia Pikachu my lord I'm sorry!"
*Lightning balls shatters everything and fan girl runs like hell far away to the next adventure* (o3<)


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