Chobits anime

In the future, personal computers have developped into "Persocoms", mobile computers that look like human beings. Hideki Motosuwa, a prep school student, desperately wants to buy a Persocon but cannot afford to. One day he finds a Persocon that has been thrown away and decides to keep it. When he turns on the Persocon, all she can say is "Chii" so he decides to name her that. After a while it starts to become apparent that Chii is more than an average Persocon. Having much better performance, it seems that Chii might be a "Chobit", a type of advanced Persocon rumoured to have independent thought.

 Let's get this through guys. This isn't ecchi serie. It's only about pure love without filthy things.

Buh...why you...well okay I will explain this...Urnmm eh the Chi robot was abandoned and found. And yeah she was almost naked BUT this isn't anything filthy she just was abandoned and so didn't need any clothes.

Okay okay Hideki is thinking surely rape or not rape her but but he is good man and so this isn't any filthy. He was just pringing her to his home because she didn't have any place to go and Hideki wanted a persocom. No! it's not a slave! :'D It's just computer....who is shaped like a human.

Wright:"Then tell me how this can't be filthy when this robot girl called Chi turns on (and I don't mean anything what you filthy dog are trying to hide from me) when her switch on button is down there?"

Uhmmm... Uhh...Umnn it's not filthy because she isn't modeled for to have sex so the button can be down there...umnn...

Wright: "Aha! So you admit that the other persocoms ARE designed for having sex?"

Y-yes they can do it but but this serie is about this one special computer girl so it's not filthy! This story is about love beatween one robot girl and this boy called Hideki. Nothing more!

Wright: "OBJECTION! Then tell me what these all women are for to this Hideki-filthy-pervert's life? I mean look this picture!"

Wright: "They are all in Hideki's ecchi fantasies and he likes them all! He isn't pure at all!"

But But! Hideki  doesn't like them all! It's a lie!

Wright: "Prove it to me!"

*desperated fan girl looks at the picture and chooses the place*
This is it! He doesn't like that little tiny girl at all and she is persocom too!

Wright: "Yeah, yeah, what ever. Oh course he doesn't like she. His ******* wouldn't even fit to that computer. It's size of a hand!"

*kough*It haven't stopped it earlier if the girl is the size of a hand or actually your hand*kough*

Wright: "What did you say?"

Uhm! Nothing! Nothing!

Wright:"If you doesn't have any other excuses then this case will be closed! I ask you, is this serie filled with filthy things or not?"

Umnnn   (>_<)  Umnn....AHA!

Here is my prove! Hideki is so slow so he would even know how to do nasty things to all the girls even if he should be doing it!

Hideki: "Derp."

Wright: "What an excuse...okay...this time I will be aproving it...Wait a minute! This isn't over yet! How do you explain this twin sister erotic things?"

We-well it's not erotic... you see this other robot girl is her "sister" but lives inside Chi and basically is Chi itself. S-so they aren't doing anything nasty... And why the hell this is even considered!? They doesn't even kiss! It's not filthy at all! the other one Freya helps Chi to hind her loved one what means Hideki!
And top to that Chi is completely der about sexuality she doesn't understand it all!

Chi: "Chi derp!"

yes you are yes you are<3 *gives treats to chi*

Wright: "but wait! Why then those terminator robots are after her and tries to kill her? She has done something filthy then!"

No! No! she haven't done anything she even insisted to not do anything in the peepsho- (O_O) Uhm! I mean she is pure! And she was chased because those robots thought she is dangerous!

Wright:"!!!!!! Whaaaat? That's even worse!"

Uhm! I mean those charas just bounced to the last episodes and has just nothing idea in the story...I mean we don't need to think about those guys at all! This story is from CLAMP! It's bunch of women! they wouldn't ever write story just full of ecchi things! *hides Alice in the wonderland story from the Wright*
The charas are well done and the plot developes well and gets nice twists even though Chi is dumb as Hideki is and and! This story isn't all ecchi! It takes very deep views and idealism to about computers and humans!

Wright: "Okay I see. I understand it now. I was wrong you are good fan girl and you were right. Chi and Hideki are free to go now!"

Chi and hideki: "Derp hurray!"

*Wright puts secretary papers away and is preparing to leave*
someone shouts: STOP THAT EVIL FAN GIRL BASTARD!

Wright: "What?! Why?!"

Pikachu: "She has been fooling all people! She needs to be captured! The fancy perv fan girl has been using pictures what she shouldn't use! I have been chasing her! TO JALE THE PHUCKING FAN GIRL! "

Wright: "Oh! Right! You are under arre-!"
*Wright and Pikachu turns to look where the fan girl was but now there is anything*

Wright: "eheh...uups...Sorry Mafia Pikachu my lord I'm sorry!"

Pikachu: "PHUUUUUUUCCCKKK-CHUUU!"
*Lightning balls shatters everything and fan girl runs like hell far away to the next adventure* (o3<)



 

Ranma 1/2 the movie

Ranma the movie! Finally something new from Ranma serie. It was still quite suprise that it was going to be an acted movie not anime. But I really liked it! I was worried it wouldn't be very well done and I mean the charas wouldn't look like each others at all but no! They all was very like their original anime charas!

Lemme look here:

Hey....wait a minute why the Ranma's actor looks more better in this photo than in the movie..... He looks more rounded faced here than in the movie...phuck I like this round faced Ranma more XD

Baby: "Don't wish for it!"
Okay...Okay... I guess the Ranma actor is okay in the movie too...

But anyway the other charas looks very like themselves. Look the Akane's dad and Ranma's dad are just like from the anime!

*BING-BONG!* I'm right!

But but now to the plot...uhmmm... They choosed only some charas to be in this movie and well I guess it was ok but I wanted to see Ryoga and P-chan! Dang! And nooooo! They weren't in this movie...welll he wouldn't be a good bad guy who was needed to this movie but but....why? OH WHY? they didn't taked Happosai or someone more rival like to be the bad guy but but.....the bad guy of this movie was someone....DRAGQWEEN?! And his...I mean her "army" was group oh dragqweens in black leather...suits...or such thingies. And they were like mouse. Allways when they get scared of something they squeeled like little animals and jumped around when they was going to escape....
And the best part? Okkay everyone make a vote what you guessed the evil hmmn dragqween's motion was?
 I will give you a little peak to the answer. It's about magic onsen water what Ranma wanted to get to be a normal boy.

1. Money from this onsen with business
2. Destroy the world with this onsen (I dunno how)
3. Turn everyone to be a boy (I dunno how)

And guess what. The riiiiiggghhhhh answer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss *loooongdisturbingwaitinglikeinidolandsuchseries*
number 3!!!!!! Muhahahah! Nobody didn't knew it! muhahah! I get all your money! *knock knock* *Nabiki has her palm opened toward me waitingly* Oh...right... you are always on the side of money...Of course you would know...*pays jackpot to her and cries*
But still who the hell paid for this?! I mean who said: "yeah this sounds good! Don't put the most weirdest transformation guy from this serie to be the enemy who fell to the cursed onsen like Ranma did but turned to be half-jeti-snake-bull MONSTER. Rather we will be using what this high paid bullshit scriptwriter suggested: legion of over nine thousands of evil gaypeople!" Yep....And the script writer's idea was accepted???!!!
 Top of that I really was frightened that I will see Happosai in this movie and waited for it till to the end (I even thought that the onsen's human shaped fountain could turn to be Happosai! :'P)

What ever.... but in the end the movie was very well done to the little details about the characters and it was well understandable even if you haven't seen or read the earlier versions of the story. But! Yeah one but! Ranma series idea is descripe that the sex doesn't mean anything and all kind of persons are welcomed but....this generic "bad guy" somewhat brokened the idea of it.

Oh! What?
OH HELLL NO!!! So the generic gay bad guy really WAS evil after all! He/she had more evil plan after all!!!! Goood! Noooooo!!!!!!
*grash down and goes to hide*

Ranma 1/2 anime

Ranma 1/2 (Ranma zettai hen)

Ranma 1/2 revolves around a 16-year old boy named Ranma Saotome who was trained from early childhood in martial arts. As a result of an accident during a training journey, he is cursed to become a girl when splashed with cold water, but hot water will change him back into a boy.

Yappapaa yappapaa yappapaa ...uh! I mean hello! Ranma's first opening song is so tacky so that it sticks to my mind. :P

Hehhehe Ranma 1/2 series' japanese name surely descriptes the anime and manga well because of the name zettai hen = freak for sure. Name comes from the half-girl half-boy named Ranma. He hates to be girl sometimes but for some reason he gets to used to being a girl too. I wonder why's that. Maybe it was about wearing girly clothes and underwears. 

Ranma: "Hey! It's not me! You just talked about this! Old goat Happosai!"

Happosai: "Huh? I'm not stealing or liking underwears"

 Yeah yeah, what ever. And just now you are dancing with panties...Ranma go beat he to the bulb!

Happosai: "Try to catch me! Now you doesn't recognize me! I'm P-chan!"

 

Ryoga: "The hell you are! P-chan doesn't look like that! And top of that I transform to be P-cha-!"
Akane:"Ryoga! Are you P-chan?! Then you have been sleeping in my bed...Have you been TOUCHING me too then!!?"

Ryoga: "Uh! A-Akane! No no! I'm not!"
Kuno: "Yes! YES! Ryoga is a pig! But don't be bothered Akane! I will be your man!"

Akane: In your dreams!
Genma and Soun: "Then you will be willing to marry Ranma as we planned!"

*Ranma and Akane throws water to Akane and Ranma's dads while their faces looks red. Genma turns to be a panda and looks like innocent*

 Ranma: "Who would like to marry that tomboy?!"
Akane: "Grrrr! Hmph! Then I will marry Gosunkugi!"

Gosunkugi: "Eh? Me? Oh the happiness. I shall curse Ranma so he won't interrupt our happiness. How I have been waiting this day."
Kodachi:"Ooohohohohooo! Then Ranma darling will be mine!"

Ranma and Akane: "We won't marry anybody from Kunos family! "

Kuno's: "HMPH! How rude!" *Mafiapikachupeeksfromthecornerandlooksangrilytomebecauseihavebeenusingotherpeoles
photoshandmakeskillingorderstootherpokemons*

Oh yea! I forgot to introduce the ninya star of the serie from Kuno family! I have been heard about the ninja called Sasuke. Ooh I have heard he looks handsome! Come here sweet boy!

Sasuke: "Oh..Anybody hasn't ever called me handsome...."
WUT!? Is this the one I have been told about? Wait! I have been fooled! Damn!

Other-some-not-so-known-Sasuke: "I don't look like that pussy!"
Yeah, yeah. Be gone you angst emo boy.

Ukyo: "Don't count me from this marrying problem! I'm Ranma's fiancee too! And so I'm going to marry Ran-chan!"

Shampoo:"Nihao! Ranma is mine! You may be his fiancee too but my country's law orders me to marry him!"
Kodachi: "But Ramna darling is mine!"
Akane, Ukyo and Shampoo: "Get out aready! You doesn't have any hard things in this conversation!"
Kodachi: "How dare you all! Sasuke throw them to the lake!" *Sasuke does as ordered and Shampoo transforms to be a cat. Shampoo cat hops toward to Ranma while being wet (mentally as physically...kehkeh)
Ranma:"AAAAARRGH! SOMEBODY GET THIS CAT OFF OF ME! CATS ARE SCARY!"
Monster cat Fu: "Then I will be taking her!"
Cat Shampoo:"No I don't want you!" *Shampoo throws cat to the lake and so goes Ranma there too. Ranma transforms to a girl*
Kuno: "Oh! Pigtailed girl! I shall marry you if not Akane!" *hugs girl ranma and gets kicked to the stars*
Shampoo:"You are the one I need to kill! You girl, who is taking my Ranma!"
 Mousse:"Good! Do that and I will live with you happily with you, my Shampoo!"

Shampoo: "Go to the lake!" *kicks Mousse to lake where he turns to a duck*

*All the girls turns to Ranma and asks who he is going to marry*

Ranma:"I'm not marrying with anybody! uh...I mean...eh..."

All the other boys: "Ranma is so lucky with having so many women!"

Ranma: "You fools...I'm not liking I'm going to get killed....."

Strangled with love I guess. *walks away from wilderness of crazy anime and loses bet with Nabiki about Ranma get killed. Yeah there were almost all the characters and well they aren't less crazier than what you saw right now so I'm giving crazines point for ultra crazy charas! This is for all who wants very long serie with hilarious crazines. Plot and charas are top of this serie but the animation isn't so well done. *looks to the publishing year* Oh yeah, it's done 1989 heh...so I guess that's the reason but the animation still gradually gets better toward the end.
Quite a harem that Ranma has, eh? Hmm which one would be better for Ranma being as a girl or boy? Hmm let's count:

Ranma girl's enemies/lovers=death:

• Shampoo *kill*
• Nodoka (Ranma's mom) *kill*
• Kodachi *kill*
• Happosai *wants to do dirty things*
• Principal *kill*
• Kuno *marry*

Ranma boy's enemies/lovers=death:

• Ryoga *kill*
• Genma (Ranma's dad) *kill*
• Shampoo *marry*
• Akane *marry* (but doesn't tell so)
• Kuno *kill*
• Ukyo *marry*
• Kodachi *marry*
• Mousse *kill*
• Happosai *kill*
• Gosunkugi *kill*
• Principal *kill*

Has everyone voted now? Yes? Okkay lemme see! ..... :''''''D Poor Ranma ....well I guess you hawta stay as a girl instead... so that was the reason why you grow like to being girl.....

One crazy point! And so long! *goes to play drinking game with this serie when somebody wants marry or kill Ranma------> drink* 

Manga: Lovers Doll

When Shin hears about a doll known as the "bloody doll" from his friends, he can't help but be curious. Instantly falling in love with the figurine he decides to buy it, but there are rumors about the doll and how it got its name. It can supposedly move and talk and some former owners even claim it drank their blood.
Unfazed, Shin buys the doll anyway to find out that the rumors might not be as ridiculous as they sound...

Hmmm... This could be good horror manga...oh wait! The cover...Oh, it's yaoi. Well suits for me anyway.
*read the manga* Hey! They was kidding with me! This isn't horror not even near it :'D And where is the hot yaoi? Just one kiss and some hugging... yeah yeah I knew it was gonna be shonen-ai so not much porn but hey it's not even much to be in category of yaoi. Just some random guy who likes dolls and boughts one with blond hair and suddenly the doll is supposed to be scary...uh.. maybe for those who are scared of gay people but nothing more just doll who lives and uh.. turns to human form and kisses and hugs... Hmm doesn't sound bad at all! XD But this story was way too short! I wanna more! It just barely started. I dunno why it doesn't take it longer. I wanna my doll to turn human too!

(O______O) Hrrrr! Wait! WAIT! Waah! I didn't want this! God the eyes! The shaetan blrreerrrrrrrghh! *dies*

Dokuro-chan: "Pi piru piru pi piru piii!" *fan girl comes from hell back to life!*
Oh, my gowsh...I need to pick my doll better umm...erm I have one more left my Dollmore's Vian BJD!

Hehe not so scary eh? But wait .... I want it to be boy if it comes to life! ( krhm I'm not jealous to doll or anything >XD ) Just be a doll Vian...keh keh keh and don't interrupt me.....buhahha!
Back to choosing doll boy! \(o3o)/ Something sexy and mysterious and tricky...*babbling goes going on god knows for how long*   This! Or this or this! Or this or this!..........*super speed talking for not to get you guys bored*

Come to alive! My future sexslave - I - ummn, I mean husband! Ahahah! :'''D

By the way the into says the doll even sucks blood but it wasn't even near of it. Oh why!? I would like a vampire doll!
The manga was short and I didn't get to feel anything much when it stopped. But I guess if you doesn't have anything to read and have just little time and want to see some dolls then read it. *goes off to lure sexy dolls to alive when the dolls runs away and hides from fangirl*

Itsuka tenma no kuro usagi anime

Description:

A Dark Rabbit has Seven Lives, Itsu-ten, Itsuka Tenma no Kuro-Usagi, Itsuten

Description: Kurogane Taito is a freshman in Miyasaka High. After an injury that prevented him from practicing karate, which he excelled in since elementary school, he had always believed that he was an ordinary, regular guy. However, due to a forgotten promise exchanged with beautiful Vampire (Most Ancient Sorcerer) Saitohimea nine years ago, he was in fact no longer ordinary. Taito later went on to regain his memories after a certain incident, and was reunited with Saitohimea. Along with unlikely allies, Kurenai Gekkou, Miyasaka High's student council president and a genius bent on avenging his parents, and Andou Mirai, a cute lightning demon and familiar of Gekkou, they have to contend against Gekkou's twin brother, Kurenai Hinata, who sought to resurrect the powerful Vampire (Most Ancient Sorcerer) Bahlskra. Unknown to them, their destinies were already woven and foretold in an ancient prophecy of epic proportions. 


So this is quite new serie made 2011 and is complited...well doesn't look like it! The story starts very interesting and made me go like  this! Oooh! This looks great! Mmm I want to se it all, show me show me!

And what then? Almost in the start the serie crashes down! It was so promising! Why is may ask!? Why you did this? Was it because of lack of money or watchers? Beats me but story was gonna build the greatest mystery and battle in the colourful anime world and what I get? Phucking filler-like-shit episode in the end! Where was the bloody fight of evil and good, why the main character boy has prophety of dark rabbit? What the hell the rabbit even is? What is the military and church doing in this serie? Who the dark haired boy's brother is in this story? How the love-dove-fight-o will end? What the normal girl doesn in the prophety? And all other important question.... 

And what's with this chara? Looks like pikachu to me.

 "I'm not Pikachu...!"
Shut up! Look the same kind of tail! And those ear looking ...hair..things. And the red cheecks when you aren't beaten up! And-you-make-thunderbolts. Pikachu to you!
See the similarity!

See the similarity? Oh wait it's also bit of Raichu oh my bad. (nice drawingbythewayit'snotmineanywaybacktobusinessniceasspikachuhehehe) But anyway!
*knok knok* Huh? What?

Ugh! Gulp! It's the pikachu mafia! It's going to kill me for using pikachu pics what aren't mine! Yikes gotta tell something nice.... Uh hello yello(w) fatty ugh, so poetry..I mean I didn't done anything bad. I swear!

Okay I admit it I used pikac-!  "No you girly fangirl! I meant bitch please my ass looks flawless! Now go to behind the pokecenter *Grin* Andbekilledhardlywhenmybuddybulbasaurwillwhipyourasstilltoyourdeath!"
O_O uh....Yikes! *runs away*

*pant pant* ...and were was I? Oh yeah the rabbit serie. Points for the animation and colour schema. Those was very high level styled and made with lot of time and care. Though I don't know did I like the idea of the vampire's hair..it's glittery and shines so brightly...my GOWSH! Don't say it! FUCK! Now I have that no-vampire in my mind...oh great! Where is the pikachu mafia? Get me! oh, wait don't.

Anyway so promising story didn't even start with 13 episodes and the final episode was only filler switching-body-love-and-trouble-potion And guess what? They even didn't change their bodies back in the final minutes! AND the charas were from their places some bit AND they even didn't tell how they will turn back to their own bodies. I mean what filler episode is that!?
Goodnight! Hell with screwing with my hopes!