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Friday, 17 May 2013

Lovely complex the movie



 Risa Koizumi and Atsushi Otani are two high school students who both have height complexes. Risa is a tall girl and Otani is a short guy. They have each confessed to someone before, but were rejected because of their height differences. In school, they are known as "All Hanshin Kyojin" because of their height differences and the fact that they are always bickering in a comedic way. They are both looking for love and they just might find it in someone they didn't think they would: each other.

Wut...What is this "english" introducion in the begining. Japanese people may think it's english but... well can't understand it well :''D Some kind of babbling. I actually tried to hear it many times to be sure is it even english!
Okay so if you look closely the actors doesn't even have much height difference. Actually the guy usually isn't standing straight! He is cheating!! See! (well okay this isn't the best pic but see the scene from the movie)
Girls: "Heeeee?! Cheating!"

One good thing is that the guy actor actually looks very much like how the chara in the anime and manga. Even the hair is dyed to look the same. When it leads me to think why then the girl's hair isn't dyed too? In anime and manga her hair is also orange but for some reason it's not in the movie :''D Even her hair is tied on puns and the way it appears in manga and anime... So is it big deal to dye it too?
But thanks for the one thing: the actors seems to be the high school aged and not just adult playing school girls like in American films :''D Ugh...it always look so wrong when the actor is clearly much much older than him/her should be. So point for the age!
When I saw main charas' friends I was like who the hell these people are and I needed to look back to the anime to be sure who they were. But believe me it wasn't the most frightening thing! Noo here is more! Her sister....TUM-TUM-TUUUUMMM! Sounds like a guy!

Girls:"Heeee?! Is she a boy!?"
Has she smoked her body to death or sumthing? :''D I tried to look very closely but in the end I'm not sure is the chara actor or actress... And the hell? What it this sisters idea in the movie? I don't even remember chara like this from the anime so I suppose she is created just for the movie. Was her idea to push the main chara to develop her love or whut.... I guess she was quite like a comic relief....
But the most comic relief chara was teacher who has-


WUT? No! You moron! Your only idea in this movie was to be the perv friend! And I was talking about teacher. I never was going to mention about you and your perv thoughts! So get lost!
Krhm.. back to the teacher... so! He  has a wig! And not a good wig, just stubid comedick *kehkeh*
What? No, no! I'm not talking about this the paradise looking teacher who is like a prince!

Just one other teacher...but anyways I should be talking about this teacher...more.....ihihiiihhiihhiii *fan girl mode turns on*
Weeheeehhehehehehehheheheheh hahaahahhhahaaah extacy wheeeeeeeee.... derp!

*trips to the floor and gets back to being normal* What happened to me? Oh well.. The movie was very like the name lovely complex, yeah quite a complex about the love even the plot moved too fast and without good reasons... erm... I mean yeah the scenes was from the anime but when they happened in the anime they were long distance from each others and it seemed more natural. But in the movie they just happened after of another. It was like crazy love's speed regulation has been turned to the south! And to the maxime speed!

Girl: "It's love! it's doesn't matter!"

........oh riiight....oh fuck this why I even cared about this..... -_- *goes off*


Wednesday, 1 May 2013

Ranma 1/2 the movie


Ranma the movie! Finally something new from Ranma serie. It was still quite suprise that it was going to be an acted movie not anime. But I really liked it! I was worried it wouldn't be very well done and I mean the charas wouldn't look like each others at all but no! They all was very like their original anime charas!

Lemme look here:
Hey....wait a minute why the Ranma's actor looks more better in this photo than in the movie..... He looks more rounded faced here than in the movie...phuck I like this round faced Ranma more XD
Baby: "Don't wish for it!"
Okay...Okay... I guess the Ranma actor is okay in the movie too...

But anyway the other charas looks very like themselves. Look the Akane's dad and Ranma's dad are just like from the anime!

*BING-BONG!* I'm right!


But but now to the plot...uhmmm... They choosed only some charas to be in this movie and well I guess it was ok but I wanted to see Ryoga and P-chan! Dang! And nooooo! They weren't in this movie...welll he wouldn't be a good bad guy who was needed to this movie but but....why? OH WHY? they didn't taked Happosai or someone more rival like to be the bad guy but but.....the bad guy of this movie was someone....DRAGQWEEN?! And his...I mean her "army" was group oh dragqweens in black leather...suits...or such thingies. And they were like mouse. Allways when they get scared of something they squeeled like little animals and jumped around when they was going to escape....
And the best part? Okkay everyone make a vote what you guessed the evil hmmn dragqween's motion was?
 I will give you a little peak to the answer. It's about magic onsen water what Ranma wanted to get to be a normal boy.

1. Money from this onsen with business
2. Destroy the world with this onsen (I dunno how)
3. Turn everyone to be a boy (I dunno how)

And guess what. The riiiiiggghhhhh answer iiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssss *loooongdisturbingwaitinglikeinidolandsuchseries*
number 3!!!!!! Muhahahah! Nobody didn't knew it! muhahah! I get all your money! *knock knock* *Nabiki has her palm opened toward me waitingly* Oh...right... you are always on the side of money...Of course you would know...*pays jackpot to her and cries*
But still who the hell paid for this?! I mean who said: "yeah this sounds good! Don't put the most weirdest transformation guy from this serie to be the enemy who fell to the cursed onsen like Ranma did but turned to be half-jeti-snake-bull MONSTER. Rather we will be using what this high paid bullshit scriptwriter suggested: legion of over nine thousands of evil gaypeople!" Yep....And the script writer's idea was accepted???!!!
 Top of that I really was frightened that I will see Happosai in this movie and waited for it till to the end (I even thought that the onsen's human shaped fountain could turn to be Happosai! :'P)

What ever.... but in the end the movie was very well done to the little details about the characters and it was well understandable even if you haven't seen or read the earlier versions of the story. But! Yeah one but! Ranma series idea is descripe that the sex doesn't mean anything and all kind of persons are welcomed but....this generic "bad guy" somewhat brokened the idea of it.
Oh! What?
OH HELLL NO!!! So the generic gay bad guy really WAS evil after all! He/she had more evil plan after all!!!! Goood! Noooooo!!!!!!
*grash down and goes to hide*




Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Ranma 1/2 anime





Ranma 1/2 (Ranma zettai hen)
Ranma 1/2 revolves around a 16-year old boy named Ranma Saotome who was trained from early childhood in martial arts. As a result of an accident during a training journey, he is cursed to become a girl when splashed with cold water, but hot water will change him back into a boy.

Yappapaa yappapaa yappapaa ...uh! I mean hello! Ranma's first opening song is so tacky so that it sticks to my mind. :P

Hehhehe Ranma 1/2 series' japanese name surely descriptes the anime and manga well because of the name zettai hen = freak for sure. Name comes from the half-girl half-boy named Ranma. He hates to be girl sometimes but for some reason he gets to used to being a girl too. I wonder why's that. Maybe it was about wearing girly clothes and underwears. 
Ranma: "Hey! It's not me! You just talked about this! Old goat Happosai!"
Happosai: "Huh? I'm not stealing or liking underwears"
 Yeah yeah, what ever. And just now you are dancing with panties...Ranma go beat he to the bulb!
Happosai: "Try to catch me! Now you doesn't recognize me! I'm P-chan!"

 
Ryoga: "The hell you are! P-chan doesn't look like that! And top of that I transform to be P-cha-!"
Akane:"Ryoga! Are you P-chan?! Then you have been sleeping in my bed...Have you been TOUCHING me too then!!?"


Ryoga: "Uh! A-Akane! No no! I'm not!"
Kuno: "Yes! YES! Ryoga is a pig! But don't be bothered Akane! I will be your man!"



Akane: In your dreams!
Genma and Soun: "Then you will be willing to marry Ranma as we planned!"


*Ranma and Akane throws water to Akane and Ranma's dads while their faces looks red. Genma turns to be a panda and looks like innocent*
 Ranma: "Who would like to marry that tomboy?!"
Akane: "Grrrr! Hmph! Then I will marry Gosunkugi!"
Gosunkugi: "Eh? Me? Oh the happiness. I shall curse Ranma so he won't interrupt our happiness. How I have been waiting this day."
Kodachi:"Ooohohohohooo! Then Ranma darling will be mine!"
Ranma and Akane: "We won't marry anybody from Kunos family! "
Kuno's: "HMPH! How rude!" *Mafiapikachupeeksfromthecornerandlooksangrilytomebecauseihavebeenusingotherpeoles
photoshandmakeskillingorderstootherpokemons*

Oh yea! I forgot to introduce the ninya star of the serie from Kuno family! I have been heard about the ninja called Sasuke. Ooh I have heard he looks handsome! Come here sweet boy!

Sasuke: "Oh..Anybody hasn't ever called me handsome...."
WUT!? Is this the one I have been told about? Wait! I have been fooled! Damn!
Other-some-not-so-known-Sasuke: "I don't look like that pussy!"
Yeah, yeah. Be gone you angst emo boy.

Ukyo: "Don't count me from this marrying problem! I'm Ranma's fiancee too! And so I'm going to marry Ran-chan!"

Shampoo:"Nihao! Ranma is mine! You may be his fiancee too but my country's law orders me to marry him!"
Kodachi: "But Ramna darling is mine!"
Akane, Ukyo and Shampoo: "Get out aready! You doesn't have any hard things in this conversation!"
Kodachi: "How dare you all! Sasuke throw them to the lake!" *Sasuke does as ordered and Shampoo transforms to be a cat. Shampoo cat hops toward to Ranma while being wet (mentally as physically...kehkeh)
Ranma:"AAAAARRGH! SOMEBODY GET THIS CAT OFF OF ME! CATS ARE SCARY!"
Monster cat Fu: "Then I will be taking her!"
Cat Shampoo:"No I don't want you!" *Shampoo throws cat to the lake and so goes Ranma there too. Ranma transforms to a girl*
Kuno: "Oh! Pigtailed girl! I shall marry you if not Akane!" *hugs girl ranma and gets kicked to the stars*
Shampoo:"You are the one I need to kill! You girl, who is taking my Ranma!"
 Mousse:"Good! Do that and I will live with you happily with you, my Shampoo!"
Shampoo: "Go to the lake!" *kicks Mousse to lake where he turns to a duck*

*All the girls turns to Ranma and asks who he is going to marry*
Ranma:"I'm not marrying with anybody! uh...I mean...eh..."
All the other boys: "Ranma is so lucky with having so many women!"
Ranma: "You fools...I'm not liking I'm going to get killed....."

Strangled with love I guess. *walks away from wilderness of crazy anime and loses bet with Nabiki about Ranma get killed. Yeah there were almost all the characters and well they aren't less crazier than what you saw right now so I'm giving crazines point for ultra crazy charas! This is for all who wants very long serie with hilarious crazines. Plot and charas are top of this serie but the animation isn't so well done. *looks to the publishing year* Oh yeah, it's done 1989 heh...so I guess that's the reason but the animation still gradually gets better toward the end.
Quite a harem that Ranma has, eh? Hmm which one would be better for Ranma being as a girl or boy? Hmm let's count:

Ranma girl's enemies/lovers=death:
  • Shampoo *kill*
  • Nodoka (Ranma's mom) *kill*
  • Kodachi *kill*
  • Happosai *wants to do dirty things*
  • Principal *kill*
  • Kuno *marry*
Ranma boy's enemies/lovers=death:
  • Ryoga *kill*
  • Genma (Ranma's dad) *kill*
  • Shampoo *marry*
  • Akane *marry* (but doesn't tell so)
  • Kuno *kill*
  • Ukyo *marry*
  • Kodachi *marry*
  • Mousse *kill*
  • Happosai *kill*
  • Gosunkugi *kill*
  • Principal *kill*
Has everyone voted now? Yes? Okkay lemme see! ..... :''''''D Poor Ranma ....well I guess you hawta stay as a girl instead... so that was the reason why you grow like to being girl.....

One crazy point! And so long! *goes to play drinking game with this serie when somebody wants marry or kill Ranma------> drink* 

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Itsuka tenma no kuro usagi anime


Description:
A Dark Rabbit has Seven Lives, Itsu-ten, Itsuka Tenma no Kuro-Usagi, Itsuten
Description: Kurogane Taito is a freshman in Miyasaka High. After an injury that prevented him from practicing karate, which he excelled in since elementary school, he had always believed that he was an ordinary, regular guy. However, due to a forgotten promise exchanged with beautiful Vampire (Most Ancient Sorcerer) Saitohimea nine years ago, he was in fact no longer ordinary. Taito later went on to regain his memories after a certain incident, and was reunited with Saitohimea. Along with unlikely allies, Kurenai Gekkou, Miyasaka High's student council president and a genius bent on avenging his parents, and Andou Mirai, a cute lightning demon and familiar of Gekkou, they have to contend against Gekkou's twin brother, Kurenai Hinata, who sought to resurrect the powerful Vampire (Most Ancient Sorcerer) Bahlskra. Unknown to them, their destinies were already woven and foretold in an ancient prophecy of epic proportions. 


So this is quite new serie made 2011 and is complited...well doesn't look like it! The story starts very interesting and made me go like  this! Oooh! This looks great! Mmm I want to se it all, show me show me!


And what then? Almost in the start the serie crashes down! It was so promising! Why is may ask!? Why you did this? Was it because of lack of money or watchers? Beats me but story was gonna build the greatest mystery and battle in the colourful anime world and what I get? Phucking filler-like-shit episode in the end! Where was the bloody fight of evil and good, why the main character boy has prophety of dark rabbit? What the hell the rabbit even is? What is the military and church doing in this serie? Who the dark haired boy's brother is in this story? How the love-dove-fight-o will end? What the normal girl doesn in the prophety? And all other important question.... 

And what's with this chara? Looks like pikachu to me.

 "I'm not Pikachu...!"
Shut up! Look the same kind of tail! And those ear looking ...hair..things. And the red cheecks when you aren't beaten up! And-you-make-thunderbolts. Pikachu to you!
See the similarity!
See the similarity? Oh wait it's also bit of Raichu oh my bad. (nice drawingbythewayit'snotmineanywaybacktobusinessniceasspikachuhehehe) But anyway!
*knok knok* Huh? What?
Ugh! Gulp! It's the pikachu mafia! It's going to kill me for using pikachu pics what aren't mine! Yikes gotta tell something nice.... Uh hello yello(w) fatty ugh, so poetry..I mean I didn't done anything bad. I swear!

Okay I admit it I used pikac-!  "No you girly fangirl! I meant bitch please my ass looks flawless! Now go to behind the pokecenter *Grin* Andbekilledhardlywhenmybuddybulbasaurwillwhipyourasstilltoyourdeath!"
O_O uh....Yikes! *runs away*

*pant pant* ...and were was I? Oh yeah the rabbit serie. Points for the animation and colour schema. Those was very high level styled and made with lot of time and care. Though I don't know did I like the idea of the vampire's hair..it's glittery and shines so brightly...my GOWSH! Don't say it! FUCK! Now I have that no-vampire in my mind...oh great! Where is the pikachu mafia? Get me! oh, wait don't.

Anyway so promising story didn't even start with 13 episodes and the final episode was only filler switching-body-love-and-trouble-potion And guess what? They even didn't change their bodies back in the final minutes! AND the charas were from their places some bit AND they even didn't tell how they will turn back to their own bodies. I mean what filler episode is that!?
Goodnight! Hell with screwing with my hopes!

Sunday, 12 June 2011

Bakuman manga



Hello!

I just read Bakuman manga's first book. Well i have read it before but this time i saw it in bookstore and wanted to buy it and comment. Story is written by Tsugumi Ohba and art by Takeshi Obata so only this promises good story and art. Death note is maybe their most famous work and i think Bakuman isn't worse.
Story tells about two students who wants to be a mangaka and so basically story is about their life as creators. Yea i know that may sounds like pretty boring when you think about mangaka's life behind desk but actually it's not boring.
Story has many twists even in book one and i can tell you it gets even better when you read it more. Actually it also gives many things to interest like: know about how manga is made and published, drama and love. One thing that pops out from "ordinary" is how minimalist the story, art and ideas are. Art is very realistically drawn and from every backround to little pen are very well drawn as in real life. This minimalistic perfection doesn't end to art it also is in the story. Every idea and thing about manga is realistic and really excisting in real life too like the publisher Jump. Bakuman also refers to very much real life manga and criticises and comments about those and how manga is created from a start to finishing. This serie also gives useful information about creation like comment about how swords are very liked in these days in Jump.
For those who doesn't like so much discover world of manga they can consentrate to original type of love beatween characters.
If i need to say anything bad about this manga i would say Ohba and Obata's mangas has always very much text and dialogue so it's sometimes hard to read. Also for those who doesn't want to read story about creation this may be little boring and hard to understand eventhough the art makes it more faster and interesting that you could imagine when you read what the story is about.
I really recoment this serie cladly! :D