Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Ranma 1/2 anime





Ranma 1/2 (Ranma zettai hen)
Ranma 1/2 revolves around a 16-year old boy named Ranma Saotome who was trained from early childhood in martial arts. As a result of an accident during a training journey, he is cursed to become a girl when splashed with cold water, but hot water will change him back into a boy.

Yappapaa yappapaa yappapaa ...uh! I mean hello! Ranma's first opening song is so tacky so that it sticks to my mind. :P

Hehhehe Ranma 1/2 series' japanese name surely descriptes the anime and manga well because of the name zettai hen = freak for sure. Name comes from the half-girl half-boy named Ranma. He hates to be girl sometimes but for some reason he gets to used to being a girl too. I wonder why's that. Maybe it was about wearing girly clothes and underwears. 
Ranma: "Hey! It's not me! You just talked about this! Old goat Happosai!"
Happosai: "Huh? I'm not stealing or liking underwears"
 Yeah yeah, what ever. And just now you are dancing with panties...Ranma go beat he to the bulb!
Happosai: "Try to catch me! Now you doesn't recognize me! I'm P-chan!"

 
Ryoga: "The hell you are! P-chan doesn't look like that! And top of that I transform to be P-cha-!"
Akane:"Ryoga! Are you P-chan?! Then you have been sleeping in my bed...Have you been TOUCHING me too then!!?"


Ryoga: "Uh! A-Akane! No no! I'm not!"
Kuno: "Yes! YES! Ryoga is a pig! But don't be bothered Akane! I will be your man!"



Akane: In your dreams!
Genma and Soun: "Then you will be willing to marry Ranma as we planned!"


*Ranma and Akane throws water to Akane and Ranma's dads while their faces looks red. Genma turns to be a panda and looks like innocent*
 Ranma: "Who would like to marry that tomboy?!"
Akane: "Grrrr! Hmph! Then I will marry Gosunkugi!"
Gosunkugi: "Eh? Me? Oh the happiness. I shall curse Ranma so he won't interrupt our happiness. How I have been waiting this day."
Kodachi:"Ooohohohohooo! Then Ranma darling will be mine!"
Ranma and Akane: "We won't marry anybody from Kunos family! "
Kuno's: "HMPH! How rude!" *Mafiapikachupeeksfromthecornerandlooksangrilytomebecauseihavebeenusingotherpeoles
photoshandmakeskillingorderstootherpokemons*

Oh yea! I forgot to introduce the ninya star of the serie from Kuno family! I have been heard about the ninja called Sasuke. Ooh I have heard he looks handsome! Come here sweet boy!

Sasuke: "Oh..Anybody hasn't ever called me handsome...."
WUT!? Is this the one I have been told about? Wait! I have been fooled! Damn!
Other-some-not-so-known-Sasuke: "I don't look like that pussy!"
Yeah, yeah. Be gone you angst emo boy.

Ukyo: "Don't count me from this marrying problem! I'm Ranma's fiancee too! And so I'm going to marry Ran-chan!"

Shampoo:"Nihao! Ranma is mine! You may be his fiancee too but my country's law orders me to marry him!"
Kodachi: "But Ramna darling is mine!"
Akane, Ukyo and Shampoo: "Get out aready! You doesn't have any hard things in this conversation!"
Kodachi: "How dare you all! Sasuke throw them to the lake!" *Sasuke does as ordered and Shampoo transforms to be a cat. Shampoo cat hops toward to Ranma while being wet (mentally as physically...kehkeh)
Ranma:"AAAAARRGH! SOMEBODY GET THIS CAT OFF OF ME! CATS ARE SCARY!"
Monster cat Fu: "Then I will be taking her!"
Cat Shampoo:"No I don't want you!" *Shampoo throws cat to the lake and so goes Ranma there too. Ranma transforms to a girl*
Kuno: "Oh! Pigtailed girl! I shall marry you if not Akane!" *hugs girl ranma and gets kicked to the stars*
Shampoo:"You are the one I need to kill! You girl, who is taking my Ranma!"
 Mousse:"Good! Do that and I will live with you happily with you, my Shampoo!"
Shampoo: "Go to the lake!" *kicks Mousse to lake where he turns to a duck*

*All the girls turns to Ranma and asks who he is going to marry*
Ranma:"I'm not marrying with anybody! uh...I mean...eh..."
All the other boys: "Ranma is so lucky with having so many women!"
Ranma: "You fools...I'm not liking I'm going to get killed....."

Strangled with love I guess. *walks away from wilderness of crazy anime and loses bet with Nabiki about Ranma get killed. Yeah there were almost all the characters and well they aren't less crazier than what you saw right now so I'm giving crazines point for ultra crazy charas! This is for all who wants very long serie with hilarious crazines. Plot and charas are top of this serie but the animation isn't so well done. *looks to the publishing year* Oh yeah, it's done 1989 heh...so I guess that's the reason but the animation still gradually gets better toward the end.
Quite a harem that Ranma has, eh? Hmm which one would be better for Ranma being as a girl or boy? Hmm let's count:

Ranma girl's enemies/lovers=death:
  • Shampoo *kill*
  • Nodoka (Ranma's mom) *kill*
  • Kodachi *kill*
  • Happosai *wants to do dirty things*
  • Principal *kill*
  • Kuno *marry*
Ranma boy's enemies/lovers=death:
  • Ryoga *kill*
  • Genma (Ranma's dad) *kill*
  • Shampoo *marry*
  • Akane *marry* (but doesn't tell so)
  • Kuno *kill*
  • Ukyo *marry*
  • Kodachi *marry*
  • Mousse *kill*
  • Happosai *kill*
  • Gosunkugi *kill*
  • Principal *kill*
Has everyone voted now? Yes? Okkay lemme see! ..... :''''''D Poor Ranma ....well I guess you hawta stay as a girl instead... so that was the reason why you grow like to being girl.....

One crazy point! And so long! *goes to play drinking game with this serie when somebody wants marry or kill Ranma------> drink* 

Wednesday, 20 March 2013

Manga: Lovers Doll


When Shin hears about a doll known as the "bloody doll" from his friends, he can't help but be curious. Instantly falling in love with the figurine he decides to buy it, but there are rumors about the doll and how it got its name. It can supposedly move and talk and some former owners even claim it drank their blood.
Unfazed, Shin buys the doll anyway to find out that the rumors might not be as ridiculous as they sound...


Hmmm... This could be good horror manga...oh wait! The cover...Oh, it's yaoi. Well suits for me anyway.
*read the manga* Hey! They was kidding with me! This isn't horror not even near it :'D And where is the hot yaoi? Just one kiss and some hugging... yeah yeah I knew it was gonna be shonen-ai so not much porn but hey it's not even much to be in category of yaoi. Just some random guy who likes dolls and boughts one with blond hair and suddenly the doll is supposed to be scary...uh.. maybe for those who are scared of gay people but nothing more just doll who lives and uh.. turns to human form and kisses and hugs... Hmm doesn't sound bad at all! XD But this story was way too short! I wanna more! It just barely started. I dunno why it doesn't take it longer. I wanna my doll to turn human too!
(O______O) Hrrrr! Wait! WAIT! Waah! I didn't want this! God the eyes! The shaetan blrreerrrrrrrghh! *dies*
Dokuro-chan: "Pi piru piru pi piru piii!" *fan girl comes from hell back to life!*
Oh, my gowsh...I need to pick my doll better umm...erm I have one more left my Dollmore's Vian BJD!
Hehe not so scary eh? But wait .... I want it to be boy if it comes to life! ( krhm I'm not jealous to doll or anything >XD ) Just be a doll Vian...keh keh keh and don't interrupt me.....buhahha!
Back to choosing doll boy! \(o3o)/ Something sexy and mysterious and tricky...*babbling goes going on god knows for how long*   This! Or this or this! Or this or this!..........*super speed talking for not to get you guys bored*



Come to alive! My future sexslave - I - ummn, I mean husband! Ahahah! :'''D

By the way the into says the doll even sucks blood but it wasn't even near of it. Oh why!? I would like a vampire doll!
The manga was short and I didn't get to feel anything much when it stopped. But I guess if you doesn't have anything to read and have just little time and want to see some dolls then read it. *goes off to lure sexy dolls to alive when the dolls runs away and hides from fangirl*

Wednesday, 27 February 2013

Itsuka tenma no kuro usagi anime


Description:
A Dark Rabbit has Seven Lives, Itsu-ten, Itsuka Tenma no Kuro-Usagi, Itsuten
Description: Kurogane Taito is a freshman in Miyasaka High. After an injury that prevented him from practicing karate, which he excelled in since elementary school, he had always believed that he was an ordinary, regular guy. However, due to a forgotten promise exchanged with beautiful Vampire (Most Ancient Sorcerer) Saitohimea nine years ago, he was in fact no longer ordinary. Taito later went on to regain his memories after a certain incident, and was reunited with Saitohimea. Along with unlikely allies, Kurenai Gekkou, Miyasaka High's student council president and a genius bent on avenging his parents, and Andou Mirai, a cute lightning demon and familiar of Gekkou, they have to contend against Gekkou's twin brother, Kurenai Hinata, who sought to resurrect the powerful Vampire (Most Ancient Sorcerer) Bahlskra. Unknown to them, their destinies were already woven and foretold in an ancient prophecy of epic proportions. 


So this is quite new serie made 2011 and is complited...well doesn't look like it! The story starts very interesting and made me go like  this! Oooh! This looks great! Mmm I want to se it all, show me show me!


And what then? Almost in the start the serie crashes down! It was so promising! Why is may ask!? Why you did this? Was it because of lack of money or watchers? Beats me but story was gonna build the greatest mystery and battle in the colourful anime world and what I get? Phucking filler-like-shit episode in the end! Where was the bloody fight of evil and good, why the main character boy has prophety of dark rabbit? What the hell the rabbit even is? What is the military and church doing in this serie? Who the dark haired boy's brother is in this story? How the love-dove-fight-o will end? What the normal girl doesn in the prophety? And all other important question.... 

And what's with this chara? Looks like pikachu to me.

 "I'm not Pikachu...!"
Shut up! Look the same kind of tail! And those ear looking ...hair..things. And the red cheecks when you aren't beaten up! And-you-make-thunderbolts. Pikachu to you!
See the similarity!
See the similarity? Oh wait it's also bit of Raichu oh my bad. (nice drawingbythewayit'snotmineanywaybacktobusinessniceasspikachuhehehe) But anyway!
*knok knok* Huh? What?
Ugh! Gulp! It's the pikachu mafia! It's going to kill me for using pikachu pics what aren't mine! Yikes gotta tell something nice.... Uh hello yello(w) fatty ugh, so poetry..I mean I didn't done anything bad. I swear!

Okay I admit it I used pikac-!  "No you girly fangirl! I meant bitch please my ass looks flawless! Now go to behind the pokecenter *Grin* Andbekilledhardlywhenmybuddybulbasaurwillwhipyourasstilltoyourdeath!"
O_O uh....Yikes! *runs away*

*pant pant* ...and were was I? Oh yeah the rabbit serie. Points for the animation and colour schema. Those was very high level styled and made with lot of time and care. Though I don't know did I like the idea of the vampire's hair..it's glittery and shines so brightly...my GOWSH! Don't say it! FUCK! Now I have that no-vampire in my mind...oh great! Where is the pikachu mafia? Get me! oh, wait don't.

Anyway so promising story didn't even start with 13 episodes and the final episode was only filler switching-body-love-and-trouble-potion And guess what? They even didn't change their bodies back in the final minutes! AND the charas were from their places some bit AND they even didn't tell how they will turn back to their own bodies. I mean what filler episode is that!?
Goodnight! Hell with screwing with my hopes!

Sunday, 30 December 2012

Ladies versus butlers anime

Ladies versus butlers


Titles:
Ladies vs. Butlers!, Redei x Bato
Description:
Hino Akiharu lost his parents when he was small and was adopted into his uncle’s family. When he noticed his uncle is after the inheritance of his parents, he decides to enter a boarding school, Hakureiryou high school. Akiharu is placed in the school’s new servant training department, where students are raised to be maids or butlers. However his delinquent boy-like appearance frightens the girls, who make up the majority of the students. Unable to get along with the classmates, Akiharu meets his childhood girlfriend Saikyou Tomomi and finds himself stuck in the middle of the school’s bickering cliques.
Status: Completed
Released: 2009 
First of all like you see this one is ecchi and harem anime. Like you may know these has few story and lots of random fandom. ;P It may be pleasure or not depends from you but I think it's good when it has good story in it so my interests are from that view (yes I'm woman but that isn't the reason. Let's think me as boy and girl at the same time if it helps you who believes girls can't like or watch this kind of things ;P).
Things starts very typically: normal easy-going-but-little-bit-rough-mouthed-boy comes to school where seems to be almost only girls (nothing new in this genre) and pumps to horrible haired tsundere girl....really I'm not joking her hair is riddigulous even in anime and manga standards. Look!
Okay in this picture the locks are smaller than normal in the show but gosh! They need to be very heavy. I can believe why she is extremely angry and arrogant all the time. I would be too if I had three size of my body weight and tall locks ripping my head off. :'D And the show reminds me about it every time someone says: "Hey Drill!" .....yeah....I'm not kidding her so-called-nick-name is Drill... :'D I'm not sure is it fun or not but I didn't get used to it even in the end. And the joke goes even further when she is angry the drills - uh, I mean locks spins rapidly. Like this:
I hoped the boy would accidentaly cut those off because I didn't believe they are meant to be in the whole show but there they are in the final episode too :''D Also accidentally cutting those locks off would have been more better reason for the blond tsundere to hate this normal guy than little accident when the boy touched her breasts when they falled down on the school ground.

You get it too when you see the first episode what the idea is going to be: this tsundere is going to love this random guy for some reason. But why? Well no much reasons here sorry guys. Just the reason: because this is harem ecchi! Of course everyone will love the normal guy and strip before him (again. Almost without reason even in ecchi standards). Back to the love-thing beatween these two. The show doesn't lead they much to like each others but in the middle of show comes episode where they are almost like lovebirds cuddling and for some reason loving each other and getting jealous when things doesn't go well. Actually I'm not sure what motives or reasons they may have but the boy must be veeeery stupid and slow. Why the hell he would like to love this drill thing?!
Ugh! Okay! I - I'm quiet about this krhmlove-what-everkrhm 0_0  *Runs away the drill-bee-queen......and understands only why the guy's childhood friend likes him. She only has motives and reasons for it*

Ugh...Back to work...Like I said this serie has lots of random stripping and must-be ecchi/harem schenes what are somewhat almost rule in this genre. Like these boob groppings:
However this serie gets extra points of one character girl who is in the buttler side. Believe me or not but when ever you see this girl (the long heared) you will get unnesessary stripping without reason! Even in this schene she did like earlier and stripped with no reason. The schene: Boy sits on the chair and suddenly this girls comes under the table with her sister (who has her clothes on unlike her sister). They were looking for a putton but some reason the long haired one takes it as a reason to strip out of her clothes when only her putton were off :'''D Whyyy.....?! And my face would look like the boys does and says:"THE HELL?" When the anime makers are saying: "NO! You should be like whoaaaaa babe is naked and surprises me under the table and wants me and is so stubid so raping her wouldn't be hard or illegal. Derp"

The maincharacter boy isn't the only boy in this serie but here is only 3 more boys: the classic comrider-who-acts-like-the-boys-who-watch-this-kind-of-series (just kidding or maybe....) = horny and peeking- type. One little and cute innocent boy and......ermm... show-off guy... well you get the idea when you see him "dazzling-look and attitude". I understand the role of the first two but not the third. He hasn't got even the mental meaning of  the horny guy or meaning in the story. He pops on the show few times mumbles something bat-shit-crazy and then goes. Third crazy extra point for that!!

Also I find out this anime series producer is the same company as MM!'s is and it isn't surprise and I wondered it from the start because they look very same!
Also two blond tsunderes. Yes they are now top on the fame. I dunno why but if you look animes made after year 2000 you will see many of them. So calculator! Come here!

Blond tsunderes so far:






If you didn't drown to the fandom in the serie then you won't dare to watch the extra episodes...well we know this kind of series' extra episodes are quite stripping and fandom-full but oh, fourth extra crazy point for that! They are just erotic poses and stripping. Yeah like I said ALL of it... So watch out you will drown to erotic fandom...
For conclusion one blond tsundere and 4 extra crazy points! The show was fun to watch if you doesn't look for story and want to see ecchi or crazy scenes. Nice colour and animation using, not bad and I liked some emotional scenes too. Good for spend your time if you doesn't have anything to do or have an excat thing to do......



Tuesday, 18 December 2012

Ragnarök the anime

Ragnarök the anime

For first I need to say WUT! Okay okay I haven't read the manga much but the little I had I need to say the anime sucks hard! It doesn't even tell the same story and animation is crappy. Yeah I know nowadays the moneys are fading away from anime factory but  oh come on! The story is very generic "Here is magic land and some heroes: One brave but easy-going boy with sword and girl who is arrogant and the boy loves her....(Why the hell guys?)" Okay the ordinary setup can be good but this fales in many ways. I don't feel much toward the characters actually I feel like the ones whose are supposed to be the interesting ones and have more story in them are actually the boring and generic ones. I don't know why the animation studio has got the idea but actually the story tells more about sidecharacters like the little girl (stubborn little brat, okay she is tsundere so I need to say I like her :''D I dunno why? Okay I surrender I'm quite same.... :''D). Oh where was I?.... Oh yeah! More sympathy toward the little brat and her past but not so much things for the maincharacters. Why?? It's not logical. Also many charas in this story are one treats characters and some even doesn't have any explained motives *spoiler*like the minotaur-looking-creature and the witch. Why they wanted to help the maincharacters and stop the evil thing. (Well duh it's evil but still...)*spoiler*

Also like I said earlier looking the animation style and work on it lacks very much. Sometimes it has good times like expressions on charas but 99% of the time it's dull and poor. Well I have seen many doll and poorly animated animes but still those stories moves it well and keeps going. Unlike in Raknarök I have seen some scenes where isn't any idea more than saving time and money. Yeah here is lots of same past-scenes showed to kill you but this goes even further. I'm not lying here is scenes where everything is frozen but it isn't part of the story...or atleast very unlikely to be in good way. E.G scene where characters are sitting in the forest and one says something like "hey it's raining,right?" and others are frozen. Not even the faces look like they are thinking ar living the scene just frozens and if it would last 2 secs then ok, but not 5 minutes :''D And then the frozening goes away one wan answers like: "right you think so too."
 I'm not gettingh the idea also the scanes musics are fighting with the scene they are in. I mean when you are battling for your lives with the big evil guy you wouldn't put happy-go-round-and-chill music playing! How I'm going to take this seriously!
The scenes also melts with past-scenes and sometimes in the start I was very confused whitch was going on :''D Like you guys may know the story is from game and yeah it's the one thing what seems hard from the story. The story is scattered and there is very much eating=healing and worthless fighting=expa cathering. Also the level upping and mega-super-funny-generic-sounding attacks are involved and gomes when needed. They doesn't even tell when they learns something new it pops-out like it was expected to be in the start :''D

Yey!! Drinking game!
1. Ilga!
2. Monster!
3. Super attack-awsome-names
4.Soul

Ilga why! Why you doesn't answer anything! Girls fight over you and you say:
NOTHING!

Your ex-friend tries to kill you and you say:
NOTHING!

 Your comrider says she loves you and you say:
NOTHING!

You are wounded almost to dead and you say:
NOTHING!

Your friend are almost killed and you say:

NOTHING!

Your comrider is planning to get married with you and you say:

NOTHING!


 Your comrider is going to rape you when you are almost wounded to dead! And you say:
NOTHING! (oh, okay she is babe)


WHY ILGA WHY! >:''D Why you Ilga answer only to the smallest "are we going to get something to eat?" questions and everything that's more imprtant is not so important to you :''D Oh I get it you are the masked handsome-non-speaking-guy. But shi* this goes over riddiculousness.

And in the end half of the charas dies and I don't feel much pity toward them. Sad. Also last reminding is the crappy finnish subs... I know japanese and *brrr* the subs are sometimes wrong and horrible! Usually the little bit wrong translations are okay like words that doesn't have good translation in other languages but in this anime the swearing and bad-mouthing is hopping around like rabbit. I mean there is scenes when charas says something bad/swearing and the finnish sub doesn't translate it. "Okay I understand" I thought "I get it they are planning to this to be for children that's why the language is lame too". But then comes scene where the little girl is angry and frustrated and one woman says:"what's mattering with you?" and the girl screams with angry face: "Shut up! It's not your business" and the translation says:"No, I'm okay." Doesn't seem so!

For the end I felt fustrated I wanted to like this 'cause there was nice scenes but it doesn't get the Oh! I want to watch it over again. I guess I will just bury it deep to my house.....







Monday, 8 August 2011

Anime: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Kai



Hello!

now i have finished watching the second season of Higurashi serie and i need to say i liked it very much, maybe even more than the first one :D

When the first season introduced all charas and main plot the second is more about the plot and what actually 'caused the murders. Also chara development is seen. Super natural elements are introduced in this season and i think they work well but some are in the limit of "is this good anymore". I won't spoil more but the story goes more and more faster and interesting and in the end it really feels real. When the maincharacters are working together to stop all the murders it gets very interesting but doesn't get the feeling that they will surely survive so it's more interesting to see how it ends.

Foremost i liked this season too but i'm wondering what the third season can offer anymore?